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Whoopee Cushion
SKU D31100
Minimum Order
8 Case(s)
Quantity:    
Order in Case Quantities Only. 12 Pieces Per Case. Minimum Order 8 Cases. Priced Per Piece.
Cases Total Pieces Price per Piece Total
8 96 $0.55 $52.80
42 504 $0.48 $241.92
84 1008 $0.38 $383.04
168 2016 $0.32 $645.12

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A 1-3 page letter, envelope and whoopee cushion is between 2-3 oz. making the 1st class postage $0.78.  You can get $0.78 stamps at www.shop.usps.com.  They usually arrive in 2-3 business days.


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